Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common sense.
Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic shenanigans.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as fairness and truth. Common sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (parents, not children are in charge).
His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well meaning but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate on the cheek, teens suspended from school for using a mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Sense’s health declined even further when schools were required were get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Sense gradually became critical as he learned:
A new report released by the United Nations is publicly calling for the establishment of a world currency and none of the major news networks are even covering it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger ordered California State Controller John Chiang to reduce state worker pay for July to the federal minimum allowed by law -- $7.25 an hour for most state workers.
A police officer in Oklahoma recently tasered an 86-year-old disabled grandma in her bed and stepped on her oxygen hose until she couldn't breathe because they considered her to be a "threat".
In early 2009, U.S. net national savings as a percentage of GDP went negative for the first time since 1952, and it has continued its downward trend since then.
Corexit 9500 is so incredibly toxic that the UK's Marine Management Organization has completely banned it, so if there was a major oil spill in the North Sea, BP would not be able to use it. And yet BP has dumped over a million gallons of dispersants such as Corexit 9500 into the Gulf of Mexico.
For the first time in U.S. history, more than 40 million Americans are on food stamps, and the U.S. Department of Agriculture projects that number will go up to 43 million Americans in 2011.
It has come out that one employee used a Federal Emergency Management Agency credit card to buy $4,318 in "Happy Birthday" gift cards. Two other FEMA officials charged the cost of 360 golf umbrellas ($9,000) to the taxpayers.
Researchers at the State University of New York at Buffalo received $389,000 from the U.S. government to pay 100 residents of Buffalo $45 each to record how much malt liquor they drink and how much pot they smoke each day.
The average duration of unemployment in the United States has risen to an all-time high.
In the U.S., the average federal worker now earns about twice as much as the average worker in the private sector.
Back in 1950 each retiree's Social Security benefit was paid for by 16 workers.
Today, each retiree's Social Security benefit is paid for by approximately 3.3 workers. By 2025 it is projected that there will be approximately two workers for each retiree.
According to a U.S. Treasury Department report to Congress, the U.S. national debt will top $13.6 trillion this year and climb to an estimated $19.6 trillion by 2015.
Right now, interest on the U.S. national debt and spending on entitlement programs like Social Security and Medicare are somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 to 15 percent of GDP. By 2080, they are projected to eat up approximately 50 percent of GDP.
The federal government actually has the gall to ask for online donations that will supposedly go towards paying off the national debt.
The Cactus Bug Project at the University Of Florida was allocated $325,394 in economic stimulus funds to study the mating decisions of cactus bugs.
A dinner cruise company in Chicago got nearly $1 million in economic stimulus funds to combat terrorism.
It is being reported that a 6-year-old girl from Ohio is on the "no fly" list maintained by U.S. Homeland Security.
During the first quarter of 2010, the total number of loans that are at least three months past due in the United States increased for the 16th consecutive quarter.
The cost of bailing out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac could reach as high as $1 trillion and both have gone back to encouraging “subprime” loans.
The FDA has announced that the offspring of cloned animals could be in our food supply already and that there is nothing that it can do about it.
In May, sales of new homes in the United States dropped to the lowest level ever recorded.
Federal border officials recently said that Mexican drug cartels have not only set up shop on American soil, they are actually maintaining lookout bases in strategic locations in the hills of southern Arizona.
The U.S. government has declared some parts of Arizona off limits to U.S. citizens because of the threat of violence from Mexican drug smugglers.
Four of the biggest U.S. banks (Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America and Citigroup) had a "perfect quarter" with zero days of trading losses during the first quarter of 2010.
One point four million Americans filed for personal bankruptcy in 2009 – a 32 percent increase over 2008.
BP hired private security contractors to keep the American people away from oil cleanup sites and nobody seems to care.
Barack Obama is calling for a "civilian expeditionary force" to be sent to Afghanistan and Iraq to help overburdened military troops build infrastructure.
On June 18th, two Christians decided that they would peacefully pass out copies of the gospel of John on a public sidewalk outside a public Arab festival in Dearborn, Michigan and within 3 minutes 8 policemen surrounded them and placed them under arrest.
It is being reported that sales of foreclosed homes in Florida made up nearly 40 percent of all home purchases in the U.S. in the first part of this year.
During a recent interview with Larry King, former first lady Laura Bush revealed to the world that she is actually in favor of legalized gay marriage and a woman's "right" to abortion.
Scientists at Columbia University are warning that the dose of radiation from the new full body security scanners going into airports all over the United States could be up to 20 times higher than originally estimated.
Forty-three percent of Americans have less than $10,000 saved for retirement.
The F.D.I.C.'s deposit insurance fund now has negative 20.7 billion dollars in it, which represents a slight improvement from the end of 2009.
The judge that BP is pushing for to hear an estimated 200 lawsuits on the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster gets tens of thousands of dollars a year in oil royalties and is paid travel expenses to industry conferences.
In recent years the U.S. government has spent $2.6 million tax dollars to study the drinking habits of Chinese prostitutes and $400,000 tax dollars to pay researchers to cruise six bars in Buenos Aires, Argentina to find out why gay men engage in risky sexual behavior when drunk.
More than three billion dollars in cash (much of it aid money paid for by U.S. taxpayers) has been stolen by corrupt officials in Afghanistan and flown out of Kabul International Airport in recent years.
According to a report by the U.S. Department of Transportation's Bureau of Transportation Statistics, the baggage check fees collected by U.S. airlines shot up 33% in the first quarter of 2010 to $769 million.
Three California high school students are fighting for their right to show their American patriotism – even on a Mexican holiday – after they were forced to remove their American flag T-shirts on Cinco de Mayo.
Right now, the U.S. national debt and obligations for entitlement programs like Social Security and Medicare are 50% of GDP. By 2080, they are projected to eat up approximately 600% of GDP.
The total of all government, corporate and consumer debt in the United States is now about 360 percent of GDP.
A 6-year-old girl was recently handcuffed and sent to a mental facility after throwing temper tantrums at her elementary school.
In Florida, students have been arrested by police for things as simple as bringing a plastic butter knife to school, throwing an eraser, and drawing a picture of a gun.
School officials in one town in Massachusetts are refusing to allow students to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
According to one new study, approximately 21 percent of children in the United States are living below the poverty line in 2010.
Finally , Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than the victims.
Common Sense could not go on when the leaders passed an important 2,000-page health care bill without knowing what was in it. The Speaker of the house informed the public that the contents of the bill would be known after the bill was passed. And in another instance those very same leaders gave a standing ovation to a foreign president after he objected to one of the united states enforcing federal law.
And with his final breath, Common Sense asked why half the citizens of the United States do not pay ANY income taxes while the other half pays it all.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility and his son Reason.
He is survived by two stepbrothers, My Rights and Ima Whiner.
Sadly not too many people attended his funeral because so few had the common sense to notice he was gone.